Flaming Radical Supporters of Jihadists Claim Right Wing Bills Are a Danger to Israel (parody)

Well those wild radical supporters of the Worldside Jihad were at it again criticizing Israel and it's turn to the Right. What will these nefarious liberals think of next? Why do they continue undermine the State while the rest of the Arab World rapidly becomes the Evil Empire of Mordor (Thanks Michael) run by the Ghosts of Haj Amin and Osama Bin Ladin.

Who are these evil, evil liberals that dare threaten Israel like this....

One of them is none other than...(Dramatic Music insert here) this maniacal soul:


Dorit Beinish, Secret head of Sharia Law in Israel

Who is Dorit Beinish... the President of the Israeli Supreme Court. Justice Beinish had this to say:

"However, the supreme court chief added, "the events of the last months, and the various bills that are being submitted to the Knesset, some of which seem to change the basic principles, raise the fear that the structure that has been built here in the last sixty years, and specifically in the last twenty years, is standing on an insecure foundations."

On what she called an "optimistic note," Beinish said that the fact that new Basic Laws were not been legislated does not indicate the end of efforts toward a constitution.

Another crazed pro-jihadist radical Former Supreme Court President Aharon Barak said that: "that Israel witnessed in recent months a "wave of murky legislation," as well as an attack on the courts that borders on "incitement."  and "bills are being considered that, on the face of it, seem unconstitutional. That is not the way the Knesset conducted itself in the past."

Gathering courage from these eliminationist radicals, Israeli Attorney General and noted Jihadi, Yehuda Weinstein offered this statement of comfort to the bomb-throwers:


The modern face of Radical Jihad - Israeli A.G. Yehuda Weinstein

"The attorney general's policy is to refrain as much as possible from declaring laws unconstitutional, out of respect for the legislative work of the cabinet and Knesset," Weinstein wrote in a letter to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this weekend explaining his unusual decision. "But in light of the blatancy of the case before us, deviating from this policy is justified. What this means is that if these bills become law, I won't be able to defend them against the petitions that will be submitted to the High Court. That is what I intend to tell the Knesset, and afterward the Supreme Court."

"Imam" Weinstein went on to say this:

"They deal a harsh blow to a long list of constitutional rights, including freedom of expression, freedom of association and the right to equality," he wrote. "Instead of enabling open discussion in an efficient 'marketplace of ideas,' they try to suppress speech. They put Israel on a par with the handful of countries that have taken similar steps, and I doubt the State of Israel should be jealous of these regimes and act like them."

While the bills' declared aim is to prevent foreign states from intervening in Israeli public life, in fact, money from abroad is welcomed in many areas of Israeli life, he wrote. "Therefore, it seems the true aim is different. From the bills' explanatory notes and the discussions in the Ministerial Committee for Legislation, it seems the bills are meant to prevent support for organizations that slander the State of Israel. These are mainly human rights organizations. But even if this is the goal, I doubt it's an appropriate goal, because silencing legal activity cannot be a legitimate goal."

BUT that's not all. The head of these dangerous sympathizers PM Binyamin Netanyahu  in a move sure to bring down the fall of Israel in it's naivete actually dared to freeze the bills so that they cannot be voted on. How can this traitor not see that suppression of rights in Israel is necessary due to the darkness that is spreading around the last beacon of light left in the world (outside of anyone in the U.S. who is not named Barak Obama or identifies as a liberal - that is)?

EDITORIAL NOTE: For those that haven't noticed this is an extremely sarcastic article. Criticism of the legislation proposed by Ofir "My pal Joe McCarthy" Akunis (Likud) and cohort Faina Kirshenbaum (Yisrael Beiteinu) has been questioned as appropriate (not the word used) and lacking in proper focus. It is my contention that we not ignore what even the most respected legal authorities in Israel say. Further, these laws represent a threat to Israel as a Western Democracy. Is this really the direction David Ben-Gurion, Yitzhak Rabin and the rest would have gone? Well, wait.. we can answer this - no they didn't so I think we can safely say they would not have gone this way.,

Discuss.