Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dedicated to the ODS crowd and their Republican Sponsors

Cross Posted at Daily Kos

This one is for you folks:

From the Website: Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews

Here are some of the choice ones:

"May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it uninhabitable."
"May your grandchildren baptize you after you’re dead."
"May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform. And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn’t take your insurance. And may that Nobel Laureate be your son. "
"May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A."
And this one in particular to all of our friends in the ODS crowd. 
May you find yourself lost and stranded in a village of Palestinian Muslims, and may you be treated only with dignity, kindness and respect. 


2 comments:

  1. (livosh1)
    I'm smiling, imagining my late grandparents reciting this with their heavy Yiddish accents . . .

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  2. Heh... I see my mom saying this in her normal voice. It would work.

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